Because you like Donkey in Shrek

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.

A believer in the pursuit of justice, Garrus Vakarian hates it when bad guys slip through the cracks of the bureaucratic justice system. See them in Mass Effect.

Did he ever tell you the definition of insanity? Just wait, and this psychopath will do just that. See them in Far Cry 3.

Whether he's fighting or flirting, Jace Wayland is all swagger. See them in City of Bones.

Jin Kazama is a fearsome warrior torn between the darkness and the light. See them in Tekken .

Rebecca Bunch struggles with decision making. So much so that she chases her high school boyfriend across the country to win him back. See them in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A benevolent madman with a blue box, The Doctor is traveling through time and space to heal the wounds of the universe. See them in Doctor Who.

Billy Butcher's job is to give everyone hell by any means necessary. See them in The Boys.

Alison DiLaurentis believes you're always better off with a really good lie. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

An assassin with supernatural gifts, Corvo Attano is the last guy you should frame for murder. See them in Dishonored.