Because you like Roy O'Bannon in Shanghai Noon

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.

Mrs. Lovett is the proud purveyor of the worst, and most grisly, pies in London. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Terry Jeffords (and his muscles) may look ferocious, but inside he's just a caring mama hen. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.