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The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Don't ask Rosa Diaz, a Brooklyn detective, to lighten up. Actually, to be safe, don't ask her to do anything! See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Brilliant but self-destructive, Lip Gallagher spends more time stirring up trouble than hitting the books. See them in Shameless.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Polite and clever, Annie James is not afraid to stir up a little mischief. See them in The Parent Trap.

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

In the Land of the Dead, finally free from the restrictive customs of Victorian society, Victor Van Dort is coming out of his shell. See them in Corpse Bride.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

Sid Jenkins is the ultimate underachiever, but he doesn't mind. Well, he pretends he doesn't. See them in Skins.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.