Because you like Scott Pilgrim in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.

Blake Henderson is happiest smoking weed on the roof ‘til the end of time, but the real world just has a way of killing his vibe. See them in Workaholics.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Raphael is a short-fused hothead who loves a good fight and some tasty pizza. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

A conflicted small-town preacher, Jesse Custer leaves an unexpectedly bloody path in his wake. See them in Preacher.

Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.

Frank West enjoys the adventure that comes from his work. But a zombie outbreak might be a little too much even for him. See them in Dead Rising.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

World domination and Superman's demise are next on Lex Luthor's to-do list. See them in DC Extended Universe.