Because you like Dewey Finn in School of Rock
You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.
A reformed former outlaw, John Marston doesn't want any trouble, yet somehow trouble always seems to find him. See them in Red Dead Redemption.
Emma Woodhouse knows what's best for everyone else. Just don't try to tell her what to do. See them in Emma.
Arguably the world's worst boss, Michael Scott is desperate for love, praise and a suggestion for an improv scene. See them in The Office.
Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.
Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.
The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.
Ahsoka Tano hopes to be a very powerful and knowledgeable Jedi one day. See them in The Clone Wars.
Though Twilight might be opposed to it, her new friends might just be able to teach this serious-minded pony how to relax. See them in My Little Pony.
Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.
All the world's a stage, and Missy Piggy's never one to give up the spotlight. See them in The Muppet Movie.
