Because you like Johnny Utah in Point Break

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.