Because you like Pedro Sanchez in Napoleon Dynamite

A kind and funny valedictorian, Gwen Stacy likes to make out with Spider-man when her homework's done. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Her unhappy childhood has left her unsure of the existence of happy endings. Mary Jane Watson hides her pain beneath a joke and a smile. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Phil Coulson is a deadly field agent with the demeanor of a friendly dad. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Indiana Jones is a swashbuckling archeologist who hates snakes, Nazis, and priceless artifacts falling into the wrong hands. See them in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Some might call Jess Mariano mysterious. Others just call him moody. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Helpful and courageous, Kirby is a playful, fun-loving little guy. See them in Kirby.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

Realizing that New York City was in his blood, Wilson Fisk will now do anything to make Hell's Kitchen a better place. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

L is enigmatic, child-like, and one of the smartest people in the world. See them in Death Note.

A vain and arrogant womanizer, Roy Mustang has hidden depths. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Neytiri is an accomplished woman with no patience for stupidity. See them in Avatar.

Driven by guilt and rage, Kratos is less a man and more an unstoppable avatar of anger and hate. See them in God of War.