Because you like Vada Sultenfuss in My Girl

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Harrison Wells is a brilliant scientist full of secrets. See them in DC Extended Universe.

The son of Death has an obsession with perfection and symmetry. See them in Soul Eater.

An alien, a time-traveler, and an esper are following Haruhi Suzumiya, who – unknown to herself – is a near-omnipotent reality warper. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

For Sly Cooper, stealing isn't just about the haul. It's also about the journey. See them in Sly Cooper.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Tattoos, bad boys, and heroin: Jane Margolis is learning that some vices are more dangerous than others. See them in Breaking Bad.

An agile and powerful swordswoman, Saber is a dignified warrior down to her bones. See them in Fate/Stay Night.

If there's power in being average, Mikado Ryugamine will find it and use it. See them in Durarara!!.