Because you like Satine in Moulin Rouge

Indiana Jones is a swashbuckling archeologist who hates snakes, Nazis, and priceless artifacts falling into the wrong hands. See them in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

A good-natured and academically minded superhero, Dan Dreiberg can still get his hands dirty in a fight. See them in Watchmen.

Born and raised in the darkness, Bane is determined to have the city totally under his control so that he can demolish it. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Society may reject Felicia, but this bubbly catwoman just wants to spread happiness to others. See them in Darkstalkers .

A cheerful alien, E.T. just wants to phone home. See them in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.

The party never really ends with Penny Lane, a rock-worshipping groupie who is refreshingly self-aware and free-spirited. See them in Almost Famous.

Eragon is one part brave but three parts fool. See them in Eragon.

Lolita is full of drama and out of control. See them in Lolita.

If you believe if fairies, you better believe in Tinkerbell. See them in Peter Pan.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.