Because you like Karen Smith in Mean Girls

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

Bojack Horseman is a former sitcom star who loves sharing his opinions with anyone who will listen. Oh, and drinking. A lot! See them in Bojack Horseman.

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

If Anna Liebert could remember her past, maybe she would know who she is. See them in Monster (TV Show).

After having his mind altered after a bad breakup, Joel Barish is not convinced that ignorance is bliss. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Basil Hallward is dominated, soul, brain, and power by Dorian. See them in Dorian Gray.

Wearing couture pinstripe suits over his cut abs, banker Patrick has a way with the ladies. But his relationships never end well. See them in American Psycho.

An aristocrat-turned-tomb-raider, Lara Croft does her best thinking while plunging off cliffs. See them in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.

Ichigo Momomiya is a bubbly student by day, magical cat-powered superhero by night. See them in Tokyo Mew Mew.

Despite the war-torn world around him, Mal Reynolds still holds onto the shred of hope that life can be more than just living another day. See them in Firefly.