Because you like Karen Smith in Mean Girls

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Will Herondale is an emotionally distant bad boy with a secret. See them in Clockwork Angel .

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

Did he ever tell you the definition of insanity? Just wait, and this psychopath will do just that. See them in Far Cry 3.

A fight every now and then makes Dante's life a little more interesting. See them in Devil May Cry.

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .

Spike Spiegel is a bounty-hunter with a laidback style and lightning-quick moves. See them in Cowboy Bebop.