Because you like Janis Ian in Mean Girls

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Once a handsome prince, the Beast is now a grumpy, furry, monster. It's hard to pinpoint which mammal he resembles the most. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.

The incomplete experiment of an inventor, Edward Scissorhands was left with blades instead of hands and an unpolished understanding of the world. See them in Edward Scissorhands.

The Genie is the perfect buddy, granting every wish we might have and keeping life good-spirited. See them in Aladdin.

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.