Because you like Janis Ian in Mean Girls

A suave manipulator, Sebastian Valmont is valiantly fighting off a developing conscience. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Lord Farquaad is a tiny man with big, evil aspirations. See them in Shrek.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.

Mrs. Lovett is the proud purveyor of the worst, and most grisly, pies in London. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Lilo is an Elvis-loving, troublemaking, imaginative little girl. See them in Lilo & Stich.

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Princess Fiona is a damsel who doesn't need saving, but she's cursed with an embarrassing secret. See them in Shrek.

Ally Maine is a star who is about to be born. See them in A Star is Born.

Just like half of L.A., Mia Dolan is working a dead end job until she hits the big screens. See them in La La Land.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.