Because you like Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

Amy Townsend rarely wakes up in the same bed twice. See them in Trainwreck.

Bo Dennis once dreamed of being prom queen, but then she found out that she's part of some ageless secret race that feeds on humans. See them in Lost Girl.

Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

This high school queen bee has everything, including a genius-level IQ—a fact Lydia Martin keeps hidden to maintain her image. See them in Teen Wolf.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

Meet Homelander, the snake that lurks beneath the glossy veneer. See them in The Boys.

Lady Bird's heart is in the right place, usually, but even the purest of people can fall sway to the havoc-wreaking traps of senior year. See them in Lady Bird.

Sydney Novak claims she’s “not special,” but her self-reportedly average life changes quickly once she begins to develop powers she can’t control. See them in I Am Not Okay With This.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.