Because you like Frank T.J. Mackey in Magnolia

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

The Genie is the perfect buddy, granting every wish we might have and keeping life good-spirited. See them in Aladdin.

A meticulous forensic scientist, Edward Nygma is insanely good at his job. Emphasis on the "insane" part. See them in Gotham.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.