Because you like Charlotte in Lost in Translation

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Edward Kenway can be reckless and greedy, but he's learning that his ancient ancestry carries a noble burden. See them in Assassin's Creed Series.

This wizard is never late, nor is he early. Gandalf arrives precisely when he means to. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Indiana Jones is a swashbuckling archeologist who hates snakes, Nazis, and priceless artifacts falling into the wrong hands. See them in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.

An obsessive schoolgirl, Yuno has two sides to her personality, and both are equally unnerving. See them in The Future Diary.

An assassin with supernatural gifts, Corvo Attano is the last guy you should frame for murder. See them in Dishonored.

For somebody who won't answer questions, the enigmatic C.C. sure asks a lot of them. See them in Code Geass.