Because you like Dwayne Hoover in Little Miss Sunshine
Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.
Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.
Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.
Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.
When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.
Jack Twist is a playful free-spirit, but he isn't afraid to fight for what he wants. See them in Brokeback Mountain.
Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.
Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.
Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.
When Andrew Neiman is not in classes during the day, he's rehearsing his drums until his hands bleed at night. See them in Whiplash.
Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.
Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.