Because you like Count Olaf in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.