Because you like Count Olaf in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

Funny, self-destructive, and in her own head, Fleabag has spent most of her adult life using sex to deflect from the screaming void inside her empty heart. See them in Fleabag.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

When a half-breed breaks the rules, John Constantine deports them straight back to hell. He's trying to buy his way into heaven. See them in Constantine.

When it comes to dancing and life, nobody puts Frances Houseman in the corner. See them in Dirty Dancing.

While he might be too cool for school, Soul isn't too cool to do the right thing. See them in Soul Eater.

Whether he's fighting or flirting, Jace Wayland is all swagger. See them in City of Bones.

Nadine Franklin likes to wallow in her misery almost as much as she likes to torment her mother. See them in The Edge of Seventeen.

A daring conman, Flynn Rider is so charismatic that you might not mind when he steals from you. See them in Tangled.

Petyr Baelish's main assets? A sharp mind, deep pockets, and no scruples. See them in Game of Thrones.

Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.

A genetic experiment engineered to be the perfect assassin, Agent 47 is cold, professional, and lethal. See them in Hitman.