Because you like Count Olaf in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Vengeance is William Wallace’s game. With his father, brother, and wife killed by the English, he slaughters the garrison and sacks cities. See them in Braveheart.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Some of Cassie Howard’s friends are dealing with drug addictions, but Cassie has another addition that is just as damaging: her addition to love. See them in Euphoria.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

An All-American football player, a ping pong star, and a freakishly determined runner, Forrest Gump has a ton of stories to tell. See them in Forrest Gump.

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

When a half-breed breaks the rules, John Constantine deports them straight back to hell. He's trying to buy his way into heaven. See them in Constantine.

Nadine Franklin likes to wallow in her misery almost as much as she likes to torment her mother. See them in The Edge of Seventeen.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

A daring conman, Flynn Rider is so charismatic that you might not mind when he steals from you. See them in Tangled.

When it comes to dancing and life, nobody puts Frances Houseman in the corner. See them in Dirty Dancing.