Because you like Hit-Girl in Kick-Ass

When he's not working as a detective, Lucifer is driving around in a black convertible or having one-night stands. See them in Lucifer.

April Kepner is an excellent surgeon, but outside of the operating room, she's more anxious than most. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Lorelai Gilmore loves coffee, talking fast, flirting, movie marathons, and her daughter. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Detective Alec Hardy doesn't let anyone get too close to him. See them in Broadchurch.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Dean Forester is just your friendly, neighborhood grocery bag boy. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Molly Weasley runs a household teeming with magic: gnomes run around the garden, dishes wash themselves, and noisy ghouls rule the attic. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Rupert Giles is a librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Sookie St. James is a klutzy and perfectionist chef who's always there for her friends. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Through raised to be a gentleman, Laurie has a mischievous sense of humor. See them in Little Women.