Because you like Franz Kafka in Kafka

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Mr. Blonde is the undisputed leader of his pack of suited-up outlaws, with a stoic and serious demeanor, and a penchant for bloodshed. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Vincent Vega likes a good steak, a cheap milkshake, and killing a target without anything going wrong. See them in Pulp Fiction.

Rupert Giles is a librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Marge Gunderson embodies the very best of the American Midwest. She's kind, friendly, and fiercely honest. See them in Fargo.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.

A laid-back wanderer, Ginko has an empathetic, open-minded worldview. See them in Mushishi.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Kenzo Tenma would have never guessed that ten-year-old he saved would later become a deadly serial killer intent on "thanking" him. See them in Monster (TV Show).