Because you like Franz Kafka in Kafka

Rupert Giles is a librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Mr. Blonde is the undisputed leader of his pack of suited-up outlaws, with a stoic and serious demeanor, and a penchant for bloodshed. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Marge Gunderson embodies the very best of the American Midwest. She's kind, friendly, and fiercely honest. See them in Fargo.

Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

A laid-back wanderer, Ginko has an empathetic, open-minded worldview. See them in Mushishi.

Kenzo Tenma would have never guessed that ten-year-old he saved would later become a deadly serial killer intent on "thanking" him. See them in Monster (TV Show).

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.