Because you like Franz Kafka in Kafka

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

There must be quite a lot of fellows who haven't got anybody to bring them tea in the morning. Bertie Wooster is lucky to have his valet, Jeeves. See them in Jeeves and Wooster.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Carolos has perfect hair, a lab coat, and a constant readiness to do science. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

The "runt" of his biker gang, Tetsuo Shima grapples with a perpetual inferiority complex. See them in Akira.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Crono may not talk, but this time-traveling hero's heart speaks volumes. See them in Chrono Trigger.

Faith has a chip on her shoulder and a stake in her hand to slay vampires in her town. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.