Because you like The Baker's Wife in Into the Woods

Popular jock Andrew Clark is pretty bizarre. He's just better at hiding it, that's all. See them in The Breakfast Club.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

A meek schoolteacher, Mary Margaret Blanchard can't remember her past as a spirited, swashbuckling Snow White. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

With each reboot, Janet progresses more and becomes capable of human emotions. See them in The Good Place.

Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.

Charlotte York is an idealistic art curator who loves horses, tennis and Elizabeth Taylor movies. See them in Sex and the City.

Felicity Smoak is a brilliant hacker who nonetheless becomes tongue-tied in front of attractive men. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

A powerful priestess, Melisandre is shrouded in mystery and lots of red. See them in Game of Thrones.

With those dearest to him dead and no one to trust, Max Rockatansky is a slightly hysterical man alone on the run in a post-apocalyptic world. See them in Mad Max: Fury Road.

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace will beat you in cards, drink you under the table, then fly circles around you in her fighter plane. See them in Battlestar Galactica.