Because you like Lestat de Lioncourt in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles
Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.
Guillermo is the best servant a vampire could ask for. For years now. Not that he's counting. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.
Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.
Arthur Dent is an incredibly normal man on an incredibly abnormal adventure. See them in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.
Mike Ehrmantraut is rutheless, merciless, and probably the most endearing hitman you've ever met. See them in Breaking Bad.
Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.
Tattoos, bad boys, and heroin: Jane Margolis is learning that some vices are more dangerous than others. See them in Breaking Bad.
Felicity Smoak is a brilliant hacker who nonetheless becomes tongue-tied in front of attractive men. See them in DC Extended Universe.
Veronica Mars is a sarcastic private eye whose biggest mission is surviving high school. See them in Veronica Mars.
If anyone can stay optimistic and friendly under harsh alien rule, it's Alyx Vance. See them in Half-Life 2.
An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.