Because you like Lestat de Lioncourt in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.