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Josh Lucas just can't stop hanging around his stepsister's house. See them in Clueless.
Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.
Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.
Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.
Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.
Cosette is an idealistic woman whose innocence stands in contrast to her harsh childhood. See them in Les Miserables.
Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.
Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.
All who live know his name, and all who oppose him shall know Death. See them in Darksiders Series.