Because you like Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

A kind and funny valedictorian, Gwen Stacy likes to make out with Spider-man when her homework's done. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Due to his eagerness to hang with his kids and general goofiness, Phil Dunphy comes across as the fourth child of his family. See them in Modern Family.

For Celty Sturluson, it's rather upsetting to be the only headless girl in a city filled with full-bodied humans. See them in Durarara!!.

Michonne 's light on conversation and deadly with a blade. See them in The Walking Dead.

A caring, curious, and considerate android, Vision could crush your skull if he had to. But he'd rather not. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Noah Calhoun is lost without Allie, who seems to have moved on. See them in The Notebook.

While his twin tries to save lives, Millions Knives does the best to end them. See them in Trigun.

Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.

Harrison Wells is a brilliant scientist full of secrets. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.