Because you like Lucius Malfoy in Harry Potter Series

Tiffany Maxwell wishes people would stop reminding her about her dead husband. See them in Silver Linings Playbook.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Kenzo Tenma would have never guessed that ten-year-old he saved would later become a deadly serial killer intent on "thanking" him. See them in Monster (TV Show).

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Yuri is living in the afterlife, which takes the form of a high school where no one dies. But if you follow the school's rules and live a "normal" life you vanish. See them in Angel Beats!.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

Stranded on Mars, Mark Watney is armed with quick wits, an electronic diary, disco music, and an undying resolve to make it back. See them in The Martian.

Using a bracelet his late mother gave him, Apollo Justice can sense when other people are nervous based on even the most subtle signs. See them in Ace Attorney Series .

Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.

Whether he's performing "illusions" or running the family business, one thing is certain: Gob Bluth will screw it up. See them in Arrested Development.