Because you like Ophelia in Hamlet

Jules Vaughn likes glitter, sequins, and older men. See them in Euphoria.

Bolin is making jokes and pursuing fun and adventure. See them in The Legend of Korra.

The Kid doesn't talk. He just acts with determination. See them in Bastion.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Red doesn't like to explain herself. She wants her work to do the talking. See them in Transistor.

For Vada Sultenfuss, it's hard to embrace growing up when you're obsessed with death. See them in My Girl.

There's erratic, and then there's Senor Chang. See them in Community.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.