Because you like Santanico Pandemonium in From Dusk Til Dawn

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Adults call him troubled and kids call him crazy, but Donnie Darko is too busy following the instructions of a giant bunny rabbit to care. See them in Donnie Darko.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

The Hastings family is old and powerful, and Spencer will do anything to continue excelling. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Suzy Bishop is only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt. See them in Moonrise Kingdom.

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Sookie St. James is a klutzy and perfectionist chef who's always there for her friends. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Tony Stonem is the golden boy of Bristol. Problem is, he knows it. See them in Skins.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.