Because you like Marla Singer in Fight Club

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Wendy Corduroy is the ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

The seasoned detectives in River Heights have got nothing on amateur sleuth Nancy Drew. See them in Nancy Drew.

Howard Wolowitz is an engineer whose serious mommy issues somehow haven't dimmed his confidence. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Hanna Marin is a determined girl defined by her ability to transform herself. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.

Violet Parr is an angsty teen would love to become even more invisible than her superpowers allow. See them in The Incredibles.