Because you like Marla Singer in Fight Club

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

Emily Gilmore is the DAR chair, proud grandmother, and full of opinions. See them in Gilmore Girls.

The seasoned detectives in River Heights have got nothing on amateur sleuth Nancy Drew. See them in Nancy Drew.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Wendy Corduroy is the ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

Violet Parr is an angsty teen would love to become even more invisible than her superpowers allow. See them in The Incredibles.

Jasper Jordan is trying his best to make it through the night. See them in The 100.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Meg March might yearn for a life of ballgowns and diamond necklaces, but the boy she falls for doesn't have a penny to his name. See them in Little Women.

Ramona Flowers is a delivery girl who's been through her fair share of bad breakups. Super-bad breakups! See them in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.