Because you like Eragon in Eragon

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

This isn't the Captian Hook of your nightmares; he's charming and devilishly handsome. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Lily Aldrin is a flaky but supportive kindergarten teacher and painter. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Don't ask Rosa Diaz, a Brooklyn detective, to lighten up. Actually, to be safe, don't ask her to do anything! See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

When his friend goes missing, Lucas Sinclair is ready to fight. All of the Dungeons and Dragons is really paying off. See them in Stranger Things.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.