Because you like The Kid in Bastion

Billy Butcher's job is to give everyone hell by any means necessary. See them in The Boys.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Joe West is overprotective and secretive when his children are involved. See them in DC Extended Universe.

A crooked cop, Harvey Bullock is the product of a not-so-just criminal justice system. See them in Gotham.

Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.