Because you like Bartleby in Dogma

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

Whether it's a fire or a pit of lions, there's almost no predicament that Violet Baudelaire can't get her and her siblings out of. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Polite and clever, Annie James is not afraid to stir up a little mischief. See them in The Parent Trap.

Quentin Coldwater has always suspected there was something different about him, and now he has the chance to prove it. See them in The Magicians.

M. Bison is a diabolical megalomaniac hell-bent on dominating the world. See them in Street Fighter.

Handsome Jack is wearing a mask of his own face to hide his scarred real one. See them in Borderlands Series.

Javert is an inspector with a single-minded focus: to bring criminals to justice. See them in Les Miserables.

For Kazuya Mishima, the power of the Devil is now his and his alone. See them in Tekken .

Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.