Because you like John McClane in Die Hard

A consummate schemer with a knack for solving mysteries, Shawn Spencer has trouble taking anything seriously. See them in Psych.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Marlin navigates through shark-infested waters, angry anglerfish, a jellyfish bloom and hungry whales to search for his son. See them in Finding Nemo.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Margo loves mysteries so much that she becomes one. See them in Paper Towns.

Quirky and wildly imaginative, Amelie finds joy in the unnoticed things in life and aspires to bring happiness to all. See them in Amelie.

Molly Weasley runs a household teeming with magic: gnomes run around the garden, dishes wash themselves, and noisy ghouls rule the attic. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.