Because you like John McClane in Die Hard

Michael is an angelic architect with a whimsical worldview. See them in The Good Place.

Bojack Horseman is a former sitcom star who loves sharing his opinions with anyone who will listen. Oh, and drinking. A lot! See them in Bojack Horseman.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Matilda Wormwood is so smart, she taught herself how to be psychic. See them in Matilda.

Felicity Smoak is a brilliant hacker who nonetheless becomes tongue-tied in front of attractive men. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Leatherface's moods change with his masks. See them in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Regina George is teen royalty. And anything the queen bee says, goes. See them in Mean Girls.

Cat Grant gets what she wants: a piping hot latte or an interview with Supergirl. See them in Supergirl.

Will Herondale is an emotionally distant bad boy with a secret. See them in Clockwork Angel .

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.