Because you like Sebastian Valmont in Cruel Intentions

Lloyd Dobler is a kickboxer wearing his heart on his sleeve who would do anything for the woman he loves. See them in Say Anything.

Simon Spier has long known that he's gay, but he doesn't know how to open up about that – even to his closest friends See them in Love, Simon.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Playing his cards close to his vest, J. Daniel Atlas believes the closer you look, the less you see. See them in Now You See Me.

Esmeralda's street wisdom is unparalleled. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

Ferociously independent and wickedly smart, Fiona Goode is a Supreme Witch who truly reigns supreme. See them in American Horror Story.

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.