Because you like Sebastian Valmont in Cruel Intentions

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Sweet, reserved, and intellectual, Cordelia Foxx would do anything for her students. See them in American Horror Story.

Stubborn, impulsive, and fun-loving, Hallie Parker is not afraid to devise some schemes to bring her family together. See them in The Parent Trap.

A life spent as "Number Two" is bound to give Diego Hargreeves an inferiority complex. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Nate Archibald is confident, shrewd and trying to do the right thing. But that isn't always easy on the ruthless Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

Toby Cavanaugh has trouble avoiding being manipulated. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

April Kepner is an excellent surgeon, but outside of the operating room, she's more anxious than most. See them in Grey's Anatomy.