Because you like Victor Van Dort in Corpse Bride

Part of an elite team of investigators, Abby Sciuto is the happiest Goth to ever work in law enforcement. See them in NCIS.

Michonne 's light on conversation and deadly with a blade. See them in The Walking Dead.

Ethan Hunt's mission, should he chose to accept it, is to save the world from impossible threats. See them in Mission: Impossible.

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

Though he has a brilliant mind for mathematics, Christopher has a much harder time processing the rest of the world. See them in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.

Yippee-ki-yay! John McClane doesn't go down without a fight. See them in Die Hard.

Phoebe Buffay works as a masseuse while attempting to put her spark in a world where everyone else’s seems to have dulled. See them in Friends.

When a half-breed breaks the rules, John Constantine deports them straight back to hell. He's trying to buy his way into heaven. See them in Constantine.

A jaded skeptic who only wants to get paid, Garrett becomes involved in bigger struggles that force him to be less self-serving. See them in Thief.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.