Because you like Victor Van Dort in Corpse Bride

Charming and confident, Gus Waters is determined to leave a lasting mark on the world. See them in The Fault in Our Stars.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

Good fashion? Check. Snarky quips? Check. Supernatural evil-fighting powers? Also check. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

It's easy for Brian O'Conner to fake his way into the world of extreme racing because he's been popping cars since his teenage years. See them in The Fast and the Furious.

Yoda is wise, patient, and capable of kicking ass. He's done his best to mentor young Jedi and protect the balance of Light and Dark. See them in Star Wars Series.

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Indiana Jones is a swashbuckling archeologist who hates snakes, Nazis, and priceless artifacts falling into the wrong hands. See them in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.