Because you like John Constantine in Constantine

Blaine Anderson is a put-together prep school boy with the voice of an angel. See them in Glee.

Ethical but anxious, Chidi Anagonye approaches life like a problem to be solved. See them in The Good Place.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Effie Trinket is utterly enamored with all things fashion, make-up, and style. See them in The Hunger Games .

Eleanor puts up a tough front, even when everyone else tries to tear her down. See them in Eleanor and Park .

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

A former child mayor fallen from grace, Ben Wyatt is still trying to pick up the pieces years later. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.