Because you like Randal Graves in Clerks

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

All who live know his name, and all who oppose him shall know Death. See them in Darksiders Series.

Ruling with an iron fist, Pablo owns the drug trade and is bathing in the fame and wealth that the cocaine trade in Columbia offers. See them in Narcos.