Because you like Linda Litzke in Burn After Reading

Few can match this dwarf when it comes to self-confidence. Gimli is as eager for a good time as he is for a fight. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

It's hard enough for Marta Cabrera to be part of a murder investigation, but when you can't lie? See them in Knives Out.

Jack Twist is a playful free-spirit, but he isn't afraid to fight for what he wants. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

After years of being a nerdy loner, Seth Cohen can't wait to shower charm on his newfound friends. See them in The O.C..

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.