Because you like Brandon Teena in Boys Don't Cry

Aimee Finecky has big dreams, but she's too busy taking care of everyone else's desires. See them in The Spectacular Now.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Queenie Goldstein is beautiful, kind, and probably currently reading your mind. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Belle is an adventurous, intelligent fairy tale maiden who strives to see the best in everyone. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who can read minds and break hearts. See them in True Blood.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Born into luxury, Sybil Crawley wants to find real purpose and meaning in her privileged life. See them in Downton Abbey.