Because you like Bart in Blazing Saddles

Javert is an inspector with a single-minded focus: to bring criminals to justice. See them in Les Miserables.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

M. Bison is a diabolical megalomaniac hell-bent on dominating the world. See them in Street Fighter.

A Silurian lizard woman, Madame Vastra has a penchant for puzzles and interspecies romance. See them in Doctor Who.

Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.

Driven by obsession and anxiety, Monk bravely overcomes, or at least battles, his fears to help the world. See them in Monk.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.

Point the fun-loving Pippin Took towards second breakfast, and he's one happy hobbit. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Curving free kicks and crosses is tough, but keeping her soccer passion from her disapproving family is way tougher for Jess. See them in Bend It Like Beckham.

Faith has a chip on her shoulder and a stake in her hand to slay vampires in her town. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.