Because you like Ted Logan in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

The vampire that killed Zero Kiryu's family also infected him, and he starts to crave blood, much to his horror. See them in Vampire Knight.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A compassionate medical student, Martha Jones has found a Doctor she can really look up to. See them in Doctor Who.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Neil Perry is a brilliant student with an artist's soul. And he's desperate to unleash it. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.

Years of brutal winters, foreign invasions, and crippling loneliness have left Russia's mental state far from wholly intact. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Stoic, cynical, and brilliant, Solid Snake was genetically engineered to be the perfect soldier. See them in Metal Gear Series.