Because you like Ted Logan in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Working as a captain in the American Expeditionary Forces and a spy for British Intelligence, Steve Trevor wants to end World War I once and for all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Guillermo is the best servant a vampire could ask for. For years now. Not that he's counting. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Jail hasn't broken Andy Dufresne's spirit, but will his spirit help break him out of jail? See them in The Shawshank Redemption.