Because you like Cortana in Halo

When it comes to dancing and life, nobody puts Frances Houseman in the corner. See them in Dirty Dancing.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Whether he's fighting or flirting, Jace Wayland is all swagger. See them in City of Bones.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Sharply perceptive and stubbornly principled, Jane Eyre might not have a very loud voice, but she knows when and how to use it. See them in Jane Eyre.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Charming and enigmatic, Amy Dunne takes her love for puzzles to a cunning new level. See them in Gone Girl.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.