Because you like Cortana in Halo

Armin Arlert was wrong. This world hasn't become hell; it's been hell. He just couldn't see it before. See them in Attack on Titan.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

T'Challa is a regal superhero with the weight of the world (and particularly his nation) on his shoulders. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Honest, true, and just, Ned Stark is a good man. Unfortunately, those traits are not assets in Westerosi politics. See them in Game of Thrones.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Tiffany Maxwell wishes people would stop reminding her about her dead husband. See them in Silver Linings Playbook.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

The only thing that can match Rose's looks are her hot temper and free spirit. See them in Titanic.

Olive Hoover is an irrepressible child beauty queen (or would-be queen) who doesn't play by your rules. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

A suave womanizer, Jacob Palmer has turned seduction into a science. See them in Crazy, Stupid Love.